ROCK GROUP KISS ANNOUNCES BUYBACK OF LOVE GUNS

Following the California school district that sponsored the buyback of toy guns, rock group KISS announced a buyback of KISS Love Guns. For the children.

KISS bass player and spokesperson Gene Simmons said:

“Look, we know that children can learn violence from toy guns. Everybody knows that. But toy guns cannot bring the amount of violence kids can experience playing with their KISS Love Guns! Not to mention the unwanted pregnancies! Rock and roll can be violent but there’s no reason KISS can’t be at the forefront of teaching our children that use of their Love Guns should be taken seriously. Therefore, KISS has decided to change the lyrics of our hit song ‘Love Gun’ to:

I really love you baby
I love what you’ve got
Give me all your guns and you won’t
Get shot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel safe taking your
guns away
No place for hidin’ baby
No place to go
You can’t pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

Simmons explained that each Love Gun turned in at the buyback will be melted and recast into a ...

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