Why Trump Should Identify As A Woman To Become The First Woman President

During the 2016 presidential campaign, there was a whole lotta noise about how Hillary was going to “break the glass ceiling” by becoming the first woman President.

But why would we need an actual woman for that?

If Bruce Jenner can be a woman, then why can’t Donald Trump?

Why can’t Trump just “identify as a woman” for an hour (or maybe a day) so that he qualifies as the first woman President in U.S. history? I mean, it’s not like he has to identify as a woman for very long, right? Feelings change, and we’re all growing, so he could totally identify as a man again an hour or a day after identifying as a woman.

What better way to demonstrate the utter insanity of the “progressive” pagan Left in America than by having Trump stroll up to a mic at a press conference and announce that he identifies as a woman.

Imagine the mainstream media meltdown.

Imagine Hillary’s head exploding.

Imagine the utter inability of “progressives” to coherently deny Trump’s claim to womanhood.

Better yet, why not a black lesbian woman?

Yeah, that’s even better!

Imagine the headline: Trump Becomes First Black Lesbian President

Hey, if Rachel Dolezal

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(The opinions in this article are the opinions of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of Southern Nation News or SN.O.)

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