Avengers Celebrate May 4th By Destroying “Franchise Fatigue” Excuse For Star Wars Implosion

Ever since George Lucas handed Star Wars over to Darth Disney’s ridiculously feminist Sithette Kathleen Kennedy, May the fourth ain’t what it used to be.

Disney’s SJW pornification of the once wondrous Star Wars franchise has been painful to experience, with one train-wreck of a film following the next as the beauty, charm and inspiration of Lucas’ creation continues its forced transitioning into a laughably unbelievable feminist fantasy realm where mocking and replacing the very things that made Star Wars great is the norm. (For more on this, please check out Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Rolls Over In Bed…and what Christians oughta do about it.)

And if you don’t like the new SJW Star Wars product, you’re obviously a sexist, racist, right-wing Neanderthal.

So there!

If you dare notice the significant financial underperformance of last year’s Star Wars Episode VIII: The Least Jedi, you are just a fanboy sexist, racist, right-wing Neanderthal who doesn’t understand how these Big Franchise things work. You see, The Least Jedi radically underperformed Episode VII: The Farce Awakens for many good and legit reasons that have nothing to do with the terrible story telling, terrible characters, nonexistent character development, and Frankenstein’s-monster-style …

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