I have some interesting news: The real first lady of the United States of America is Stormy Daniels.
I’ve gone over this in my mind, backward and forward, and basic logic dictates that I’m right.
Hear me out:
Donald Trump is president of the United States.
Stormy Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, is an adult-film actress who claims she had a sexual relationship with Trump. Her claim is supported by a now public non-disclosure agreement, a $130,000 hush-money payment that Trump’s attorney made to her, and the simple fact that a sexual relationship with someone named Stormy Daniels sounds like the most Donald Trump thing Donald Trump could ever do.
The allegation is that Trump had “an affair” with Daniels while married to alleged current first lady Melania Trump. That seems hard to believe.
Sex out of wedlock is a sin. It says so in the Bible: “Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.”
Evangelical Christians love the Bible and hate sin.
Evangelical Christians also love Trump. They voted for him overwhelmingly in the 2016 election and, according to a recent …
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