DALLAS—I started getting panicked messages around 8:30 Friday night.
“Joe Bob, I can’t get in. I think my computer is fried.”
“Joe Bob, WHAT THE HELL.”
Emails, texts, instant messages, tweets.
“Joe Bob, something is wrong with your show.”
“Joe Bob, I have forty people in my basement, we’re breaking out the Lone Stars and we can’t get a signal.”
Anger. Befuddlement. Apologies.
“I know I promised to watch your show, but apparently my lame wi-fi connection . . .”
And then, as if some psychic force penetrated the ether and entered everyone’s brain at the same time . . .
I think I may have set the record for OMG’s received in a five-minute period.
“Joe Bob, you overwhelmed the servers! You broke the Internet!”
This was, I was assured, a good thing. This suddenly turned all the anger and befuddlement to unalloyed joy.
Word spread so fast that it quickly became a “trending topic” on …
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