Ever Wondered How Your Tax Dollars Make It To Those In Need? Check Out This Step-By-Step Guide

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(Supposed to be humor, but surprisingly accurate. – CPW)(Babylon Bee) As everyone knows, the only possible way to help the underprivileged is to give money to the government and let them do it for you. But have you ever wondered how bureaucrats help your hard-earned dollars make it all the way to the people who need it most?
Let The Babylon Bee break down the whole process for you…
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Hillary Vows To Stop Importing Dossiers From Russia

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(The Babylon Bee) WASHINGTON, D.C.—Beloved feminist icon and 2024 presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has announced she will be joining efforts to halt Russian aggression. Starting this week, she has promised to stop importing dossiers from Russia.
"For a long time, I have relied on Russian intelligence as a prime source for phony dirt on my political appointments," said Clinton as she adjusted the scope on her high-powered sniper rifle. "Starting today, I will refuse to import my disinformation or even my hitmen from Russian sources—that is, unless it’s absolutely necessary."
Sources in Russia say this will cost the Russian economy over 3,000 jobs, which were previously filled with people working full-time writing phony dossiers for Hillary Clinton…
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State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames

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(Babylon Bee) WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House has announced President Joe Biden will be skipping out on this year’s State of the Union address, which will instead feature a 90-minute broadcast of a dumpster engulfed in flames. Both houses of congress are expected to assemble as usual as the raging dumpster fire roars into a microphone.

House Sergeant at Arms William J. Walker will light the dumpster at the commencement of the address. Members of Congress are then expected to applaud in a partisan manner as the cathartic flames burn brightly into the night.

According to sources, this is the first act of Biden’s presidency to receive genuine bipartisan support. Congressional Democrats feel the move to a dumpster fire is fitting given that the president can’t string two sentences together, and Republicans are planning to boo anything anyway….Read the rest at the Babylon Bee

Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers

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Babylon Bee, OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signed an executive order on Friday authorizing the Canadian Mounted Police to have all geese rounded up and shot for honking in solidarity with truckers. The "freedom convoy" of truckers has been a thorn in the tyrannical Canadian government’s side since January 29th, but Trudeau and his cabinet are confident that annihilating avian support will demoralize the truckers and send them packing…

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