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Stoopid yankee Tricks: Missed Her Flight Big-Time
Passengers on a flight out of Fort Lauderdale this week had to be evacuated after a woman allegedly made a false bomb threat when she arrived too late to catch the plane.
Marina Verbitsky, 46, arrived with her husband and child at the gate late for the family’s flight out of Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Monday night.
“She became very angry because they were not allowed to board the plane,” a Broward County sheriff’s deputy wrote in an arrest report obtained by Fox News. “She was using profanities toward the employees and when she was notified the plane was taxiing to the runway with her checked luggage, she stated there was a bomb in her luggage.”
The plane, which was already on the runway, had to be rerouted and all the passengers were evacuated so that the Broward Sheriff’s Office threat management unit could inspect the plane. …
Naked yankee woman drives golf cart into Florida standoff
A tense standoff between Florida authorities and an armed suspect became even more dangerous over the weekend when a naked 28-year-old woman suddenly drove into the crime scene on a golf cart, according to reports.
The woman, identified as Jessica Smith, from Boston, had “a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her person, and she was completely nude,” an affidavit of the incident said, according to FOX 13 of Tampa Bay.
At the time, police in Dunedin had several Pinellas County sheriff’s office vehicles parked around the crime scene, the station reported. Smith allegedly drove past the law enforcement vehicles and into the area where authorities were confronting an armed 18-year-old suspect in what turned out to be a six-hour standoff, the report said.
Source: Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports | Fox News