Great Political Truths It Took A Long Time To Learn

I purposely try to keep political commentary to a minimum on the blog.  I swore off politics long ago to level out my blood pressure.  But just every once in a while current events make me feel a lot like Michael Corleone must have felt.

“Every time I think I’m free, they suck me right back in.”

Corruption, vote buying and arm-twisting in Washington are nothing new.  However, every once in a great while a crew comes along that elevates public bottom-feeding to a new low.  When this happens the cynic in me naturally wants to speak out.  So, in a spirit of bi-partisan benevolence and therapy, I offer these great political revelations that it took decades to learn and that generally apply to both major parties.

  1. When a politician gives you a check, don’t wait.  Run to the bank before all the other people who got checks can get there.  The last one to a teller always loses.
  2. Yes, politicians want your vote, but they want your money more.
  3. Politicians never spend their own money.  Why should they when they have so much of yours lying around?
  4. If you find such a rarity as an honest politician, stay away from him.  Like a rogue lion, the mythical honest politician can’t be out-guessed.  The regular, crooked politician is more predictable and much safer. (So is the rogue lion.)
  5. Politicians regularly lie about being honest politicians.  (See #4)  Edwin Edwards of Louisiana was the only one I remember who told the truth about it.  Remember what the truth got him? Incarceration.
  6. Mr. Smith goes to Washington was a movie.  When the real Mr. Smith goes to DC, any Jimmy Stewart tendencies are discarded at the sight of the first cocktail waitress willing to enjoy your money.
  7. “Women and children first” only applied on the Titanic.  In Washington, it is “Interns and cocktail waitresses first.”
  8. If a tree fell on a politician in the forest, the only sound you would hear is the scream of the last person that tried to cash his check. (See #1.)

Deo Vindice. Resurgam!



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(Texian Partisan) DC Mayor Muriel Bowser is learning what it’s like to be in Texas. After busloads of migrants arrived, she called for the National Guard, and nobody came. Whether you’re a sanctuary city like DC or a sovereign state like Texas, nobody is coming to help you when it comes to immigration.
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On November 14, 2016, DC Mayor Muriel Bowser issued a statement reaffirming the District’s position as a sanctuary city. Last April, the governors of Texas and Arizona began to put her to the test. Within six months, Mayor Bowser declared a state of emergency.
During a press conference on September 8, 2022, Mayor Bowser stated the declaration is “a result of the actions of the governors of Texas and Arizona, who have bused hundreds of people to DC each week since April.” She claimed that the governors of Texas and Arizona have reported sending 9,400 people on buses to DC since April, 2022. Mayor Bowser stated, “In many ways, the governors of Texas and Arizona have turned us into a border town.”…Read the rest

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Border sheriffs slam DC mayor, officials for declaring emergency over migrant buses: ‘They have seen nothing’
Washington, DC, has been sent approximately 10,000 migrants from Texas and Arizona since April

(FOX) Sheriffs dealing with the crisis at the southern border are taking aim at Washington, D.C., for declaring a public emergency over the migrants that have been bused into the sanctuary city by Texas and Arizona — and bristling at claims that the buses have turned D.C. into a "border town."
"They have seen nothing. They are not a border town. They don’t know what a border town is," Goliad County, Texas, Sheriff Roy Boyd told Fox News Digital.
Mayor Muriel Bowser on Thursday declared a public emergency over the migrant buses which have been coming to D.C. from Texas and Arizona since April. She said the move would allow the city to create an Office of Migrant Services to provide migrants with accommodation, health care, transportation and other services…Read the rest

D.C. to Ban Kids From School — Even From Remote Learning — Unless They Submit to the Vax

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(Big League Politics) Washington D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser has indicated she is planning to ban unvaccinated children from school and even deny them remote learning in the latest abusive scheme to compel the jab.
“We’re not offering remote learning for children, and families will need to comply with what is necessary to come to school,” Bowser said during a press conference.
The House Oversight Committee called the mandate “cruel” in a Twitter post:
Washington D.C. plans to give parents 20 days to submit to the vaccine mandate and inject their children with the chemical cocktail before denying them the ability to learn…
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